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Newker's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 34 (From
8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 305 Points
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 12/21/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 11/20/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 9/19/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Deliver That Fulp
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Medals Earned: 12/13 (150/155 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Can't wait for it
Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution
Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points Perform an execution
5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated
Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD
10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger!
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead!
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too
Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky?
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 4/26 (30/500 points)
Time Fcuk
You've learned nothing
Unlocked 9/19/09
5 Points Get the bad ending
5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you
Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points get to level 28
10 Points get to level 28
Is something wrong?
Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points get to lvl 9
10 Points get to lvl 9
Memories
Opinionated
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life.
Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points get to level 22
10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed
25 Points
Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever
50 Points
beat an explore campaign
The Assent
50 Points
Get the good ending
O)))
100 Points
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/270 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 5/21/10
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 11/20/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 5/21/10
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 5/21/10
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)